Diseases We Need. A Thoughtful Thought by Louie Gohmert

August 29, 2014

Congressman Louie Gohmert is a thoughtful and insightful man on most issues, but on immigration he is our era’s Socrates…ok, not sure if Socrates was real thoughtful or insightful but it’s the only name I could come up with.  Anyways, Louie cares about us and our children, unless your children aren’t American and not that crappy kind of American like Central or South American but real American.  He is not even that concerned about North Americans as he is convinced North American is simply an islamic plot to confuse southerners.  So, Louie cares and he is thoughtful and he offers insights.


Many of us simply see the people coming over our southern border as being mostly from Mexico and Central America but Louie ain’t fooled.  Louie, hit them with some knowledge, who are these people:

“It includes a spike in people from countries where terrorism abounds,” he continued. “We have people coming in from countries where Ebola is located.”

Boo yah!  Terrorists with Ebola!  Is there anything more terrifying than ebola carrying terrorists or terrorists perhaps carrying ebola?  Either way, that’s pretty fucking scary.  So, you’re not convinced, sit down and grab your ankles…Louie…

“And, gee, since they’re coming across our border, and you know, they don’t get checked, and most of them don’t get really thoroughly checked, they could be coming in with disease that we simply do not need.”

Yep, terrorists with ebola and diseases we do not need.  He has put his finger on the pulse of our nation and he won’t let go until we are all kind of a little blue and sort of freaked out.  They are bringing diseases we don’t need.  These aren’t like the immigrants that came long ago that with diseases we needed.  They were considerate.  Before they set out on their journeys they figured out what diseases we needed and they brought them.  Kudos to them.  They were real Americans, not like these non-needed disease carrying ebola terrorists.  We are blessed to have Louie on our side.

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